aeolusGalvanized

CAN  I  OFFER  YOU  A  NICE  EGG  IN  THIS  TRYING  TIME?

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duvete:

lesliecrusher:

i’m so sick of well-spoken proper aliens who don’t use contractions and speak in careful measures and are infinitely polite and know the answers to everything, come on y’all where are the foul-mouthed aliens that use hella slang and wear the equivalent of backwards baseball caps and don’t know shit about their own planet let alone earth

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